Denver, CO

Hippies suck, a lot. I haven't seen a real hippy since I was fourteen or fifteen and attended the concerts in the park. But tonight they were out in full force, and we played on their turf, a real live hippy bar. So we show up and the club looks pretty nice, except there was Greatful Dead and Jerry Garcia posters and pictures everywhere. The first three bands sucked, sorry, but it's true, then we played and the soundguy was not happy, we were too loud for his hippy ears, too much distortion, not enough upstrokes. At one point Jeff asked for more monitor and the guy told him he would turn it up if Jeff turned his amp down, no deal buddy. After this comment I thought, Jerry Garcia would turn the monitors up, and Jeff, being the band mouth piece, said that through the mic, everyone, but the hippies, thought it was hilarious. After us was Showbread, and they had the same problems, but there was more and more soap dodgers coming in, we later found out they were waiting for us to be done so they could have their weekly jam. After the show there was one particular guy that was making fun of us and Showbread, so Jeff and John, the keytar player, went and confronted the guy and supposedly he wanted to throw down. Now I've never seen a hippy fight, just get beaten up, so that would have great to get in a fight, some hippies and the eleven people in both Number One Gun and Showbread. Hippies suck, again, stay away from any and all Phish, String Cheese Incident concerts or anything that is that shitty. Also, if you beat up a hippy, let me know, it will make me happy.