That Crackhead Chapped My Lip

Oh Chico. I've realized now that Chico isn't totally my town anymore, there's always the threat of some asshole thinking he can come to town from where ever (Sacramento, Oroville, New Orleans) and take shit over. I saw this happen with a frat dude punching Ben and the I got a taste first hand last night when a random crankster walked by me and full on slapped me, open handed, in the face. No warning, for no reason, he just hit me as hard as he could. I was caught so off guard I had no idea what had just happened, I just stood there for a minute trying to figure it out. Luckily I have one of the toughest friends ever, Italian Dave aka Navy Dave, Chuck D, then names keep going, so anyway, Dave instantly is after the dude and his two friends and they are afraid, they were zig zagging across the street trying to avoid Italian. I'm following the whole time as well. So we get across the street and the guy starts saying things I don't want to repeat on here, but I'll give you an idea. He was white trash as can be, he kept calling himself a gansta' and other words that go along with that, you get the idea. So Dave wants to kill this guy, I'm pretty passive and don't know what this guy is about, so I'm kind of on the line, I would like to kick him in the teeth, but it's not like that's going to happen. At this point the guy is crouching down say to come and fight him, but it looks like he's getting a knife or something out of his boot, it turns out he was really just tying his shoe so Dave heads into Starbuck's, where we were going to use the bathroom, then the guy starts talking shit and wants to fight so Dave comes back out and the dude starts to walk away, at this point Brandon, Josh and Ben all walk up and the guy gets really tough then and starts to beat up a trash can, he's punching and kicking it, and then it falls on him and he's pinned underneath a trash can, at this point I realize he's harmless and should have been beat the hell up, but the trash can beat up to it, the he got up and got the hell out of there. Crackheads suck, Italian Dave is great, he just chased after that guy no questions asked, that's some risky business. Everything is fine now, the guy just slapped my face so hard he instantly chapped my lip, I used chapstick overnight so I'm okay now.


In other news, check out this story here, some people are idiots, so are the authorities, look closely at the picture.