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So I just remembered something. Yesterday we were driving through western Tennessee and were stopped at a Taco Bell/ KFC, so you could imagine the crowd in there. So we get our meals and talk and eat for a while, then a girl comes up to us, maybe sixteen years old and she's got her eightteen year old friend and a baby with her. So they start asking why we're there and stuff like that, so finally she ask some sort of question, which I didn't think she was smart enough to do, that basically makes me answer that we're a band. Then she starts saying all the same b.s., "Can ya'll sign a CD for me so when ya'lls is famus I cun tell people I met you?"
All of this is said with a thick drawl, some words, I'm pretty sure, weren't real words.
So I tell the girl that we have one cd left, we ran out at a show, she says she'll buy it, I tell her twelve dollars and then she starts trying to get money together with her friend, then she pulls this one out of nowhere, she says "I can give ya'll a boob shot for the cd", none of us jump at that, we kind of start talking with each other, she then says "I'm just kidding" and friends tells us she's not. Anyway, this was our first time being offered to see boobs for merchandise, and from a damn teenager too.